Me me me.

GENERAL

Full name: Femicas

Gender: Female

Born: July 18

Handles: Femicas

Lives in: Fort Erie, Ontario, Canada

Star sign: Cancer – The emotional one

School: Funeral Services, English, Medics and Grief and all that jazz.

Pets: Bella and Shilo

Where are you from: Timmins, Ontario – The Great White North (So why am I always so cold?!?)

What colour are your eyes? Green

Hair colour: Brunette

Piercing/tattoos: Twelve in the ears, one navel, one tattoo of a frog on my lower back.

Marital status: Married

"NORMAL"

1. Are you a Virgin? No

2. Are you a right or a lefty or an ambidextrous? Right handed

3. What are your personality traits? Curious, stone cold hearted, hard to get rid of, but at the same time sometimes sweet, sometimes caring… trustworthy and very loyal if I actually like you.

4. What do you like most about yourself: My teeth, the freckle on my stomach, and my faithfulness to my friends. (Hence the hard to get rid of comment ;o) Oh, and I love the fact that people I first meet think I am quiet – Ha!

5. Pick a song that describes you? Big Girls Don't Cry - Fergie

6. What's your birth name backwards: Eilatan Dranreb, or Sacimef

7. What does your name mean?

NATALIE f French, English
Pronounced: NAT-a-lee
From the Late Latin name Natalia, which meant "Christmas Day" from Latin natale domini.

BERNARD m English, French
Pronounced: bur-NARD
Derived from the Germanic element bern "bear" combined with hard "brave, hardy".

8. Do you believe in yourself: Depending on the task at hand, it ranges from immensely to not at all. Academically, or people wise – for sure… Trying to find a skirt that my ass does not look like a giant bubble – not at all.

9. Do you have an accent? No ... I should hope not anyway

10. Do you believe in God? I do

11. Do you go to church: Yes

12. Can you swim? Very well.

13. Do you drink? On occasion with the right company.

14. Do you smoke? No I don’t. I used to, but when I moved I never made any smoking friends so I didn’t bother.

141. Do you do drugs? Nope.

15. Do you bite your nails? No I don’t. Pretty hands are happy hands

16. Are you addicted to the Internet? Absolutely. I even have it on my phone.

17. How many times do you check your email per day? Quite often

18. Do you ever have AOL conversations? No, MSN

19. Do you have ICQ? No, MSN Messenger

20. How long can you hold your breath? What am I holding it for?

21 Nose hairs (on you): long or short? Cute and short!

22 Nose hairs (on your boy/girlfriend or potential other) long or

short? I’d prefer short, thanks

23. What hobbies do you have? I used to write – an awful lot. I also used to read. Generally, back home anyway – I was too involved in community shhtuff so that became my hobby. I did a lot of vocal work but I guess that isn’t considered a hobby. Maybe I need a hobby?

24. What kind of Deodorant do you use? Soft and Dry Power Stripe – Kissed Peach

25. Do you think you're attractive? It depends on who standing beside me for comparison… :oP No no, It depends on my mood really. Funny, but around new people I feel more confident and smiley – while around someone who I know a bit better, or someone that intimidates me slightly I lose confidence and cover my face a lot – look down, with a big doofy awkward smile… etc… It’s odd.

26. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? No, but I keep one near by

27. What do you wear to bed? Generally nothing. Although the mass amount of Pyjamas I own says other wise.

28. One Pillow or 2? Two or three.

29. What's your bedtime? Ideally 7:30ish. Usually, the moment things are done (work or otherwise) I sleep.

30. What do you think before you go to sleep? Is the TV too loud? It’s not on CNN, is it? What I have to do the next day.

31. First thought in the morning: Must… take … dog … for … piddle…

32. What's under your bed? Nothing. Born of the greatest clean freak – Lynn Bernard.

33. Are you an optimist or pessimist? Once again, it would depend on what it was in regard to.

34. Better to cry or laugh? I believe that depends on who you are with. While laughing with friends is awesome, a good cry with a great friend makes the whole world feel better.

35. Ever been in love? Yes

36. Right now, who do you want to marry and spend the rest of your

life with? If you are married, who would be your runner up? Oh, yeah – THIS is a safe question to fill out on paper. No thanks. *laugh*

37. Where do you want to go on your honeymoon? Didn’t take one. In hopes that I would have had a real job that I wouldn’t want to take time off.

38. When you notice somebody of the opposite sex what do you

notice first? First, the way they look at me and their body language. I will notice forewarms and a jawline – and facial hair… and any gray – I have a grey hair fetish - is just awesome. And of course, their smell. Why does everyone always expect me to say teeth? *laugh*

39. Guys- if a random girl asked you for your shirt, would you give it to her?

40. Girls- Do I want them? Do they want my shirt to put it on the floor beside the bed? *laugh*

41. Guys, would you ever ask a random girl for her shirt?

42. Do you think men and women can ever just be friends without

wanting each other? Yes, absolutely – but you have to be somewhat attracted to your friends, right? I mean I don’t have too many ugly friends.

43. Who's better? Boys or Girls? Boys, hands down. Girls are WAY to complicated.

44. What's your "type"? A man with a good sense of humour and an infatuation with me ;o) Wait! Those two don’t sound good together! LOL! I didn’t mean it to sound like that!

45. Internet Boyfriends and Girlfriends, stupid or cool? Tempting, but Unrealistic.

46. Are you a player? Flirt, yes. Player, no.

47. Did you ever cry over someone of the opposite sex? Yes

48. Did you ever have a crush on a cartoon character? Eric from The Little Mermaid, The Beast when he was dancing with Belle gave me shivers, he was just so big and powerful *shaking head* YES, I know he was an animal!

49. Are you a good friend? Yes!

50. What's your biggest fear? I’m afraid to lose my best friends because of distance and situation. I’m terrified of failing or being judged poorly as a professional. What else to I fear? I fear the feeling of doubt and not knowing. Also, I fear horses. And butterflies and moths. And, Robert Stack. And, dying. And War talk. And, Internet down time. I’m afraid of competition. I’m afraid of stepping on people’s toes or disappointing those who are important to me. I am a walking fear, really.

51. Do you type with your fingers right on the keys? On the right keys? Generally, with the exception of the numbers. I can’t type numbers, that is why I usually spell them out.

52. Do you make fun of peoples? Everyone is fair game to me, myself included. Although I will never make fun of a Special needs person or have an obvious handicap – And no, stupidity is not a handicap.

53. What is the stupidest thing you have ever done? Who knows.

54. What is the smartest thing you have ever done? Making a point to eat Fibre! *laugh*

55. Do you eat chicken fingers with a fork? No, my fingers

56. How do you eat an Oreo? I don’t like Oreos.

57. Do you eat the stems of broccoli? Yes, they are the best. They don’t stick to your teeth!

58. Is the glass half empty of half full? Half full

59. Which came first-The chicken or the egg? The egg! Dinosaurs are older than chickens, and they come from eggs.

60. What colour is your toothbrush? White and blue

61. What colour is your toothpaste? I have three, each with a different purpose! A green one, a white on and tri coloured Festive toothpaste (Tis the season)

62. What’s on your walls in your room? Absolutely nothing. Things on walls inevitably turn into clutter and dust collectors.

63. What is on your ceiling? A light fixture and stucco.

64. Have you ever been attacked by a big dog? No, but it does not stop me from being afraid of every dog but a wiener dog! I love wiener dogs!

65. Words/Phrases you overuse: “Meh”, "Howdy", “Niiiice”, "things like that"

66. Do you get along with your parents? Yes, with a few head bumpings along the way. However, in comparison to everyone else I have spoken to, we get along a helluva a lot better than the majority. Our fights are pathetic. Here I thought they were mass destruction… LOL!

67. Craziest/Silliest person you know: I tend to back away from crazy silly people.

68. What sucks about school? The laws against sleeping with professors for grades - or at least just for fun!

69. Say one nice thing about the person who sent this to you. Well, since I am the one that has started this tradition of lengthy questions, I must say… I almost often smell very good and may have a collection of perfume as large as the one at the Bay :P Yay for me.

70. Do you like to swim? Love it!

71. Do you watch Buffy The Vampire Slayer? I do not

72. Do you sing in the shower? I sing almost everywhere but the shower.

73. How do you want to die? I have zero interest in dying.

74. Would you ever go bungy-jumping? Sure, but it would be difficult- or entertaining as I only like wearing skirts :P

75. Do you like dressing up? I rarely dress down!

76. Do you enjoy reading? Yes. Just not magazines or comics.

77. Do you watch TGIF? No I don’t watch television.

78. What movie do you really want to see? Snowcakes. It’s about someone with Autism who is high functioning.

79. What is your biggest wish? To be entirely ignorant. Ignorant people lead such happy lives!

80. Would you ever have cosmetic surgery? I would love to have a real nose and an upper lip to match my bottom ;) Bottom lip, that is.

81. Do you like to dance? I love dancing.

82. What do you think of people who drink? Cheers. There is a time and place for everything.

83. What do you think about people who do drugs? Meh to everything but hardcore stuff! Lets not go Crack head like, shall we.

84. What do you think of people who smoke? Now I always wonder what they do for a living because they are so bloody expensive there days.

85. Do you shun nudity? On ugly people, yes… Also, on anyone smaller than me. Nude hot people make me angry! :P

86. Have you ever stolen anything? That I have not.

87. Do you watch Happy Days? Never have.

88. Do you organize your CD's? Alphabetically.

89. Do you read the newspaper? Yes, but not in a confined space – the smell bothers me.

90. Who is the loudest person you know? Darren is very loud.

91. Who is the weirdest person you know? I never really hung out with anyone weird. Weird scares me. Weirder than I am, anyway.

92. Do you sneeze a lot? Do I ever!

93. Are you a vegetarian? No.

94. Best net friends? Narat, Kiara and Lobo

95. What was the last CD you got? Umm. About two years ago I bought Colm Wilkinson’s new one.

96. Who do you trust the most? I trust very few people. I trust my former boss, my friend Geoff, and my friend Kiara from Sweden.

97. What colour is your computer desk? Wood colour.

98. Do you have a pager? No, I have had to use the one for work, but I usually depend on my cell phone.

99. Do you have a lava lamp? No and I never want one in any residence of mine!

100. What's on your mousepad? It’s plain. I have a Blue and Jelly like one… And a black and Jelly like one.

101. Worst feeling in the World? Uncertainty

102. Best feeling in the World? A hug when you really need it. One of those hugs when you could stay there forever and just feel safe. I miss hugs – Fort Erie just isn’t a huggy place for me.

103. Favourite thing to do on a weekend? I love to grocery shop – anytime. I also enjoy making lists of stuff to do, things I need to buy, cards I need to send. I love lists and writing them.

104. Where do you want to see yourself in 10 years? Still in L2A land, if all works out with what I hope for ;)

105. Do you get motion sickness? I went on the Tilt O Whirl during Markham Fair last year and thought I was going to die. So I guess that is a yes?

106. What do you drive: A grand prix.

107. Who is your best friend? It would depend on what I needed to tell them. Geoff hands down though

108. What's the name of the person you talk to most online? My Mom, Geoff, Kiara and Lobo

109. Have you ever been skinny-dipping? I don’t think I have really gone swimming with clothing on. Friends swim with friends Nekkid.

110. Have you ever been convicted of a crime? I’m not a big crime person!

111. Most humiliating moment: I embarrass easily, yet I enjoy it in a way and can’t really thing of anything humiliating

112. Have you ever called a 900 number? No , but I’ve always wanted to. Maybe today is the day. *laugh* I am reminded of the ‘party line’ they had on the Simpsons episode… Moe: Hello… Barney Hello? Moe: This isn’t much of a party!” LOL You had to watch it I guess.

113. Two movies that you cried at? Umm. Schindlers List and You’ve got mail – Every time when Tom Hanks hold’s Meg Ryans face in his hand and says “ Don’t cry, shop girl”

114. Summer memory: My birthday. Although completely uneventful, I received those phone calls from people back home talking about how I should be home to celebrate etc… we miss you etc… so I ended up just sulking through the whole day and working telling no one it was my day. Yeah it sucked. Birthdays are big for me. Were big for me. I choose not to have one next year. Not like that, anyway. Wait – was that supposed to be a good memory? LOL

115. Idea for a perfect date? Laughs, snuggles, and food.

116. Future son names: Jordan and Derek – Or according to Jack, Jack.

117. Future daughter names: Rebecca, not Becky. … Wait, that is a little too churchish. *shrug*

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118. What is your favourite brand of gum? Clorets Arctic Mint – It’s always on me.

119. Which is your favourite Mentos commercial? I have always loved them all! They are very clever! :o)

120. What's your favourite colour to paint you toe nails? Any colour!

121. Which do you prefer cool ranch or nacho cheese Doritos? Jalepeno Cheddar

122. What's your favourite flavour of Snapple? I don’t enjoy Snapple at all. It’s leaves this film on my teeth!

123. Who is your favourite character on Seinfeld? George. I love his whining. Gives me something/one to look up to!

124. Which one Coke or Pepsi? Diet PEPSI!

125. Which pez is your favourite? Blue or Orange.

126. What's your favourite room in the house? My John Deere Kitchen. Everyone needs a John Deere Kitchen.

127. Which is your favourite Arnold movie? Eraser? Yeah sure, Eraser.

128. What is your favourite store? Wegmans and Canadian Tire. I love the smell of Canadian Tire.

129. What is your favourite Jello flavour? BLUE JELLO!

130. Which do you prefer mud wrestling or Jello wrestling? Jello Pudding wrestling!

131. What's the best number in the world? Eighteen

132. Boxers or Briefs? I like either – or in the middle!

133. Favourite colour Bra? Black

134. Favourite Salad Dressing: Garlic and Vinegar! Chop the Garlic, pour the Vinegar… //Drool.

135. Favourite Shampoo: I’ll use anything… It’s conditioner I am picky on. Ego Boost by Tigi!

136. Favourite movies: Schindlers list, or anything with Kevin Spacey, Anthony Hopkins, Ben Stiller or Robert Deniro are in – Even if they turn out crappy. Oh, and Tommy Boy! LOL!

137. Favourite kind of music: Not a rap fan. Other than that, I am really not picky. Country is generally my first choice. That and Rock and Roll Oldies.

138. Favourite car: One with a driver!

139. Favourite food: Berries, seedless grapes and seedless oranges – anytype. Anything that is a finger food. I’ll eat almost anything with a toothpick in it Rare Prime Rib, Bacon, Pizza, Anything that you can add Feta to…. Mmm

140. Favourite town to be in? Fort Erie!!

141. Favourite ice cream? Not a big sweet fan – but I would have to go with cookiedough or coffee

142. Favourite Soda: Pop! Diet Pepsi with Ice.

143. ADIDAS, NIKE, or REEBOK: I guess Nike. I like the word Swoosh

144. Favourite cologne or perfume? Waves of white musk for me *sobs at it’s discontinuation*,Sheer Beautiful by Arden, Hot Couture Givinchy, Irrisistable – Givinchy… Ralph by Palph Lauren or one of my other gabillion perfumes ;) What can I say – I love my smells ;)

145. Favourite song? Round Here – Counting Crows. Always has been.

146. Favourite school subject? Just about anything that is not hands on J So labs are out. I am smart on paper.

147. Least favourite school subject: Humanities. Of any sort. And there are people who CHOOSE to major in this. Yawwwwwn

148. Favourite sport to watch: Curling and hockey. Don’t ask, just nod.

149. Favourite holiday: July 18th or Christmas – And Groundhog Day. What a great day! It’s about Groudhogs! Groundhogs are funny!

150. What do you look for in the opposite sex? Verification that they are indeed, of the opposite sex… Meh, even then not all the time! LOL! No, seriously, I answered this already. I’ll add in someone who is not afraid to hug. I LOVE hugs! I also like big hands – now don’t get all perverted on me – I just like a guy to have big hands (not freakishly huge – just significantly bigger than mine)– it’s a powerful thing I guess. I even love handshakes from a man with a big hand a firm grip…It’s hot in it’s own way. Not so much as when they go to pass you and put their hand on your waist or back. This only counts for males that are not creepy. *laugh*

151. Would you rather go to Disneyworld or Disneyland? Neither, in case this is a trick and they are the same!

152. What is your favourite colour? Chocolate Brown

153. Favourite cartoon hero? I think it was Yakko that sang the “All the Countries of the World” THAT WAS IMPRESSIVE!

154. Favourite Actors? Anthony Hopkins, Kevin Spacey, Robert Deniro, Russel Crowe and Edward Norton

155. Favourite Actresses? Meh - Females…

156. Pro-life or Pro-choice? Pro-choice

157. Do you prefer pools or ocean? Pools!

158. Pencil or pen? Pen

159. Who's the best looking person you know of same sex? This lady came into the funeral home the other day … She struck me somehow. She’s still haunting me… Something about her… Pretty… So pretty. She’s nameless though. And honestly I’d be happier never seeing her again. Made me feel like a wet dog.

160. Who's the prettiest Disney movie gal? BELLE! That piece of hair that always fell on her face… So pretty.

161. Gold or silver? Yellow Gold

162. Would you rather be short or tall? Tall – I wish I were tall.

163. Which Winnie the Pooh character is your fav.? Eeyore, although I hate Winnie the pooh characters.

164. What's your favourite Nintendo game? Final Fantasy, Star Tropics, Zelda

165. Who is the least attractive person you know? ... Oh to name them all. :)

167. Do you like Marilyn Manson? No

168. Favourite stations? I can never keep it on one station. But it most of the time ends up on 680 News or 95.3 or 104.1

169. MTV or VHF? What are they? Well, what is VHF?

170. What are your favourite musician, band or bands? Colm Wilkinson

171. Best places to hang out? Work, usually… For most of my past jobs anyway. Or Crescent Gardens *laugh* I spend an awful lot of time there.

172. Do you prefer to date people old or younger then you? Older

173. Favourite TV show? *shrug* Not a big television person. Days of our Lives, Ellen sometimes…

174. Blondes, Brunettes, or Redheads? Brunettes- Add some grey and I am in heaven!

175. Glasses or Contacts? Glasses.

176. What's the weirdest first name you've ever heard of? Squatting Turtle

177. Brandy or Monica? Neither, although they are annoyingly catchy.

178. Favourite game? Cribbage

179. Favourite drink? Non-Alcoholic – Coffee. Alcoholic- Gin and Juice or Rye and Ginger

180. Favourite sound? A Texan accent

181. Favourite smell? Bacon and onions and Chlorinated pools – but not together.

182. Roller coasters - deadly or exciting: Who put it together. Professionals, or 15 year old underpaid part timers?

183. Chocolate or Vanilla cake: Coffee cake!

184. Thunderstorms cool or scary: Scary – but a certain one holds some good memories.

185. What is your favourite quote: A closed mouth gathers no foot and Let water seek it’s own level.

IF

186. If you could shave one thing into your hair what would you

be? I pass.

187. If you could dye your hair one colour, what would it be? Whatever looked the nicest?

188. If you could have a tattoo what would you get and where would

You put it? I’d want one on my front hip bone – left side. John Deere tractor “mowing the lawn”

189. If you could turn into an animal real or imaginary, what

would you be? A Groundhog

190. If you could meet one person in the world who would it be,

Living and non-living?

Living – Colm Wilkinson and he would sing to me.

Non Living – Jesus …

191. If you were a dog what would your name be? Mercury

192. If you could be anything in a kitchen what would you be? Me eating out of the fridge – or a spoon.

193. If you could be one gardening tool what would you be? A shovel, it’s like a big spoon!

194. If you could be a shoe, what kind of shoe would you be? Anything but a flat.

195. If you could be Corn, what corn would you be? (Canned corn?

Ear corn?) Creamed corn!

196. If you could say anything to any one person and not get in

trouble for it, what would you say? Wouldn’t know where to start. But I think it would finish with me hitting her with a car, or a big rock – or something.

197. If you had a genie, what 3 wishes would you make? To have the job I want and to never grow hair in unwelcome places

198. If you were a crayon, what colour would you be? Blue

199. If you could meet a Net Person who would it be? I’ve met Narat, I will meet a lot this upcoming year, so … Hrmm Who else? Kiara, Walid.

200. If you could have any occupation when you get older, what

would it be: Funeral Director

201. If you were to kill someone, which method would you choose: I’m not too into having anyone killed.

202. If you could do anything to the person you hate the most, what

Would you do? I’d rather sit back and watch them crumble. I pray for Karma’s revenge.

203. Think of the person you love most in the entire world.

Thinking of them? OK, now that person will die a horrible death if you don't

Have hot stinky sex with your father/mother. That is more love then I want to imagine! LOL! But, to save a life, yes.

KINKY

204. If you could streak in front of one person's house who's

would it be? Am I getting paid to do this?

205. Better pre-sex foods: All food can be pre sex food. I don’t discriminate.

206. You are a virgin. You're going to die in one hour. That's right! You have ONE HOUR TO LIVE!!! So...you lose your virginity as fast as you can? or you call all your close friends and relatives to say goodbye? Wait a Minute. If I am still a Virgin there must be a reason. Why would all of a sudden I get the chance to sleep with someone? Huh? *laugh*

207. Your favourite STD and why? Syphilis? Because…

209. Does gay/lesbian sex turn you on? To me it’s the same as straight people sex. So long as the people are attractive.

210. What would your porn name be? (You're middle name and the

first street you lived on) Marie Ortonpark

211. Do bananas turn you on? Not in general. Unless they are frozen. Ha!

212. Condoms: glow-in-the-dark, flavoured, or ribbed? Ribbed?

213. Full body massage or dry sex? Massage. What freak answered Dry sex? Worse yet, who thought the two were comparable enough to write it as a question. Eep!

214. On a scale of 1-10, 1 being I may have sex...sometime in my life...maybe when I'm like 80...and 10 being whips, chains, and automobiles with my dog and my gramma in the backseat of my grandpa's car, where are you kinkiness-wise? 8ish

215. My most graphic sexual fantasy was when... Two of you reading this know it ;o)

216. Would you have sex on your kitchen counter? With my luck it would break!

217. Place I'd get it on if I could? A Boardroom table!

218. Other than a past or present lover, the person I'd like to have sex with the most is? Tsk. This survey is trying to get me in trouble. ;o)

219. If you were gay, would you have straight sex if someone paid you

$1,000. ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS? I can be bought. LOL!

220. Premarital sex? Oops.